I'd figured it'd come to this, boys and girls, the very first journal entry. You folks lay your eyes on it; those are words of wisdom tumbling down from a young lad's quite madly spinning head, and a maudlin and an inhibited one, at that.
Alright then, enough of this shit stain poetry, before it clogs the toilet. Let us get down to some cold, hard facts, very unfunny truths:

Exhibit A: The sole purpose of this gallery here is to showcase, with few and quite often unremarkable exceptions that managed to slip way, pictures of slender women in various situations of distress, peril. We also name them DID Artwork, in the vernacular of the mass-manufacturing industry. You may see it a as sly outlet for a fetish I'm very careful to keep locked in a cage, many miles from the grinding of everyday life. Now, it's not to say I'm a well-balanced person, I might go through the days a wriggling sack of nerves whipped by a snowstorm. I simply consider this sexual urge as slightly more bulging in its madness than the other crazy needs and longing. So, yeah, this is my way of relaxing the muscles: Draw tied up ladies, ones that strike my fancy.
I also have a proclivity for sketching diminutive women with snakes biting up from their breasts. Make what you will of that.

Exhibit B: "Hey Son, you'd give yourself the trouble to draw some sick and twisted drivel fo' me?" You ask me that, "Alright, why the hell not?" I'll answer. If you want to make a request, I'll ask you to be specific in your demands. I mostly work with pre existing characters, from video games and anime and the rest of that jazz. These are mediums I am not deeply enamoured of, as I do not play the games, and sank in very few anime through my life, so pictures for reference and a few cutting lines to give the gist of the character's personality will be something of value. Commonplace procedures. I'll also ask that you keep your demands "safe" as can be. You know, pictures that could be considered acceptable to leer at at work. (Why one man would sit down to stare at this stuff on the shift is something very confusing to me.) If the Thing is not clean enough, I reserve the right to send you rolling down the curve and be done. All pieces will be carved with graphite, so it's a black-and-white affair for the time being, what's with me not possessing a requisite understanding of colors.
The requests, they won't cost you a dime. Which also means I allow my ass to crawl through the process, deliver the goods, at my own leisure; Might take a day, might take a month to see it through. It all boils down to how I stare at myself in the mirror when morning comes around.

Exhibit C: Enjoy the slow, slow ride. This place is just getting started, and it’s a big twisting belly of a world outside.